The Hillary Rules
By: Gabriel Garnica
Few politicians in recent memory evoke as much angst as this woman who seeks the highest office in the land, again. She personifies what is wrong with liberals and what is wrong with a nation where her ilk can get near the Oval Office much less aspire to it.
It seems that half of the nation hates her and the other half either inexplicably buys what she is selling or somehow believes she is good for this country.
No matter where they fall on the Hillary meter, however, it seems that everyone has spent some time grappling with a way to understand her, to figure out what she is trying to do or what she really thinks.
A basic understanding of rule simplicity, liberal vs. conservative stands on that simplicity and Hillary Clinton
Simple Rules Rule
As an educator for over 20 years, I have come to realize that the best lessons, the ones that remain in the minds of students, are the most simple and basic ones. You can teach a class scores of facts and figures, concepts and positions, but unless you find a way to simplify, to crystallize that teaching, most of them will forget most of that teaching too soon for your comfort.
So it is with basic, practical rules of living. We teach our children simple rules and strategies such as don’t talk to strangers, try to avoid being alone going home or even going to the bathroom and do your homework before watching television.
Most sensible parents know that complicated rules only lead to confusion and, ultimately, rejection.
Whenever they are not being torn down or hidden under the bed by liberals, The Ten Commandments demonstrate the power of simplicity. If liberals wrote these rules of moral conduct, they would have subsections, exception clauses and complex line references and footnotes. I have often read that under a liberal authorship they would even be called The Ten Suggestions.
All rules should be like traffic signs. Notice how most of them get to the point. After all, you have people zipping by at 60 miles per hour with only split seconds to get the message right. If liberals wrote traffic signs they would be three times as long. Stop, unless you really feel offended by stopping. Yield, especially if the other person is cute. Keep out, unless you are an undocumented alien or terrorist.
Liberal vs. Conservative Rules
As implied above, liberals live in world of rationalization, justification, denial, elitist arrogance, double-standards, irrational thinking, cowardice, infantile emotionalism and blatant insanity. If they are about anything, it is excuses and absurd hypocrisy. Liberals are not attracted to simple rules because such rules do not hide anything. They are out in the open and plain. They make no pretensions nor conceal any twisted logic. They do not have loopholes, exemptions, exceptions or diluted warnings. They are clear as day and neither clearness nor daytime is an environment where liberals do their best work.
No, liberals are about subtle smoke and mirrors, twists and turns and inverted logic.
Conservatives, on the other hand, are usually not as sophisticated nor complex as liberals are. They favor simplicity over warped logic or fancy words because they feel greater comfort in conciseness, practicality and genuine simplicity.
Ask someone why they did something and listen to their answer. The longer the answer, the more likely the person is a liberal. Liberals have to explain or justify or rationalize everything, you see. They almost anticipate trouble and seek to avoid it via verbiage. For the liberal, forests of words and phrases are good hiding places from accountability and responsibility.
Hillary in a Nutshell
Hillary’s penchant for conveniently forgetting, pointing fingers and taking hypocrisy to new heights is the stuff of legend.
Her similar penchant for treating nearly everyone else like mere props to be used, abused and discarded all the while pretending to give a razorback’s posterior where they drop dead is the stuff of infamy.
This from a woman who dares to pretend that she is your “girlfriend” just having a chat and coffee with you. This from a woman who repeatedly beats us over the head with how humane, sensitive, compassionate and open she is regarding the average American. This from a woman who smiles on cue and curses off cue.
You want a summary of America today? Barry Bonds took steroids half as much as Hillary lies. Period.
The Hillary Rules
Now that we understand how simplicity in rules should work, how conservatives get that and liberals don’t want to get that and how Hillary thinks and acts, we can put preaching into practice and formulate our own simple, easy to understand and remember rules regarding Hillary Clinton. For want of a better title, and consistent with our simplicity theme, we will call them The Hillary Rules.
- Whatever she criticizes or mocks, she has done tenfold
- Whatever she says, she actually believes the opposite
- Above all, the only thing she cares about is herself
- Whatever she forgets, she is hiding
- She loves power and uses people
- Her only loyalty is to herself and the power she seeks
- Her past is a fabricated fraud concealing damning truth
- She will stop at nothing to get what she wants her way
- Anyone finding Hillary’s scruples, shame or conscience should contact her to see if she will ever want them back
Conclusion
In keeping with our simplicity theme, simply the suggestion that if you remember the above rules, you will never again be confused or bewildered by anything this woman does or says. Now, if you will excuse me, I want to try and figure out why anyone with any brains would ever vote for this person.
SOURCE: New Media Journal
