2007 February | No Hillary Clinton

February 12, 2007 1 Comment

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Hillary Clinton goes to school.

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world.

After her talk she offers a question time.

One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.

"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions:

First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband’s eight years in the office as President?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third – whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.

When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary point him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband’s eight years in the office as President?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third – whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?"

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February 9, 2007 1 Comment

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About a Gallon

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside Washington DC.

Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened… What’s the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Ried, and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. If their demands are not met, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

February 8, 2007 3 Comments

It’s because she has Cankles!

Fashion Designer Versace say’s Hillary Clinton should ditch the trousers.

U.S. presidential candidate Hillary Clinton should tap into her feminine side and wear dresses and skirts instead of trousers, fashion designer Donatella Versace was quoted as saying on Thursday.

"I can understand (trousers) are comfortable but she’s a woman and she is allowed to show that," Versace told Germany’s weekly newspaper Die Zeit in an interview.

"She should treat femininity as an opportunity and not try to emulate masculinity in politics," Versace said.

Skirts should reach to the knee and be worn with a short jacket or coat, she said. The best color would be black rather than the blue Clinton currently favors, she added.